Joe Weller Ronaldo Chop (Official Music Video)

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Cristiano Ronaldo has finally won the Ballon d'Or title and in this song Joe Weller takes CR7's infamous skill move, the 'Ronaldo Chop' and creates a slightly different meaning. This is the Cristiano Ronaldo song.

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Lyrics:
I was walking down the street
It was all going wrong
Like bomb too strong for me

I felt the illest
The weirdest and the realist
But then I looked to the floor
And then I just felt fearless; tearless

I came to a stop
Took a little look
Ronaldo chop

Bit down, to the ground
felt as though I passed out
Next ting I know
Pow!

School bound
Enter the gates
Been found
Now I'm the bait

Worthless,
Embarrassing,
You're just plain dumb
This ain't the way that it's going down son

CHORUS:
Cuz I'll hit you with the chop
Ronaldo Chop
You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!
Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!
Lol jokes, cuz I am too

Later that day,
I was looking at the weather
When walking by
The fittest girl ever

I went in for the kill
And Offered up the D
Said I've brought 10 rubbers with me

I was thinking it was all going well,
Then saw that I'd pissed myself...
He's a loser, and ugly too
Yo bitch, STFU

CHORUS

Now that, I'm basically magic
I feel like a monster,
No not Jurassic

Woah look!
It's Draco Malfoy
"I got you a ride!"
Now let's go to town boy!

Pimpin' and dealing,
He's at it all day
His specialty?
Self BJ's

Outa nowhere
A penguin appeared
Beating up malfoy
Not today dear!

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Ronaldo Chop (Official Music Video)
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